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My name is Stephen Liu. I am super awesome. Seriously, I have tons of skills. I can produce the sh*t out of music. Hell, I even make my own damn music: you can find it on this website. You will like it. There is no one that has ever listend to that stuff and DIDN'T like it, at least not one that had any semblance of good taste. I can program. I can do shit with music-making things (commonly referred to as "instruments"). I can even use some audio software thingamajogs. But most imprtantly, I own Apple products. I have an iPod. I have an iPad. Hell, I'm typing this up on a MacBook PRO right now. See that triple text-formatting? That means I'm dead serious. Dead serious about everything I do.
As for my personality, I am the best at being modest. In fact, I'm better at being modest than anyone else. If there were amedal for modesty, I would win a hundred of them. But most importantly, I understand economics and business. In fact, I'm so understanding of the business aspect of the industry that I will offer you my invaluable, not-available-except-on-TV-and-on-this-webpage services at a discounted rate: twelve easy payments of twenty-five thousand US dollars per year (a savings of five hundred billion US dollars per second!). This is an offer too good to pass up. You probably have an MBA (Masters of Business A**holery), so I'm sure you can do the math.
Hire me. I know where you live, the names of your children, and the schools they go to. So yeah, say hi to little Jacob for me.
Love, Stephen.
My name is Stephen Liu. I am super awesome. Seriously, I have tons of skills. I can produce the sh*t out of music. Hell, I even make my own damn music: you can find it on this website. You will like it. There is no one that has ever listend to that stuff and DIDN'T like it, at least not one that had any semblance of good taste. I can program. I can do shit with music-making things (commonly referred to as "instruments"). I can even use some audio software thingamajogs. But most imprtantly, I own Apple products. I have an iPod. I have an iPad. Hell, I'm typing this up on a MacBook PRO right now. See that triple text-formatting? That means I'm dead serious. Dead serious about everything I do.
As for my personality, I am the best at being modest. In fact, I'm better at being modest than anyone else. If there were amedal for modesty, I would win a hundred of them. But most importantly, I understand economics and business. In fact, I'm so understanding of the business aspect of the industry that I will offer you my invaluable, not-available-except-on-TV-and-on-this-webpage services at a discounted rate: twelve easy payments of twenty-five thousand US dollars per year (a savings of five hundred billion US dollars per second!). This is an offer too good to pass up. You probably have an MBA (Masters of Business A**holery), so I'm sure you can do the math.
Hire me. I know where you live, the names of your children, and the schools they go to. So yeah, say hi to little Jacob for me.
Love, Stephen.